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  • Hell of it All

Hell of it All

  • Brand/Author: Brooker, Charlie
  • Product Code: 9780571255528
  • Availability: E-Book
  • Format :Ebook (ePub)
  • Publisher :Guardian Faber Publishing
  • Language :English

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<div><p>Brooker on the BNP Party Political Broadcast: 'Nick Griffin's first line is "e;Don't turn it off!"e;, which in terms of opening gambits is about as enticing as hearing someone shout "e;Try not to be sick!"e; immediately prior to intercourse.'</p><p></p><p>Brooker on Philip from <i>The Apprentice</i>: 'If it were legal or even possible to do so, he'd probably marry himself, then conduct a long-term affair with himself behind himself's back, eventually fathering nine children with himself, all of whom would walk and talk like him. And then he'd lock those mini-hims in a secret underground dungeon to have his sick way with his selves, undetected, for decades.'</p><p></p><p>Brooker on Royal Ascot: 'Every year it's the same thing: a 200-year-old countess you've never heard of, who closely resembles a Cruella De Vil mannequin assembled entirely from heavily wrinkled scrotal tissue that's been soaked in tea for the past eight decades, attempts to draw attention away from her sagging neck - a droopy curtain of skin that hangs so low she has to repeatedly kick it out of her path as she crosses the royal compound - by balancing the millinery equivalent of Bilbao's Guggenheim museum on her head.'</p></div>

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